When I get a little overambitious in how much alcohol I can fit in one drink

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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When you say to yourself you’ll only have one drink

allmyfriendsareacademics:

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After taking that one shot that puts me over the edge

whatshouldwecallme:

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When my friend staying at my house and asks whats for dinner

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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COMING HOME DRUNK

ericccccc:

hayleymariesings:

IN HIGH SCHOOL:

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IN COLLEGE:

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But really…

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