Heather's Tits
- Me: Are you playing with your tits?
- Heather: Yeah...no one else has lately!
"Oh my God, it’s April 30th tomorrow, my condoms expire in one day…that’s sad…"
Kirsten
"Well I’ve never seen you with different ears, so I think they look normal!"
Me - Discussing Kirsten’s ear size
Gabe and Kirsten’s encouragement while I pooped. -________-
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When I get a little overambitious in how much alcohol I can fit in one drink
During a Concert…
Them: *applauds at end of first movement*
Musicians:
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